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The Woman-Haters

by Joseph Crosby Lincoln 1870–1944

The book, and the century it came out of.

A young man with a broken heart takes work at a Cape Cod lifesaving station where the keeper is also hiding from a woman, and the two of them agree that females are the ruin of everything — after which a summer cottage is let next door. Lincoln made a whole career out of one place; his retired captains and stubborn widows sound like transcription because they nearly are. Illustrated with 60 full-page plates — paintings by Turner, Schotel and Koekkoek among them.

A story of mine called, like this, “The Woman-Haters,” appeared recently in one of the magazines.
The first sentence of The Woman-Haters
A note on this edition

The Woman-Haters, by Joseph Crosby Lincoln, complete and unabridged. Spelling and punctuation follow present-day American usage; the sentences, the paragraphs and the voice are the author’s, word for word.

It was written in another era and may carry attitudes a reader today will find dated. They are kept for the sake of the work and do not reflect the views of this house.

The edition
Format
Ebook
Extent
about 200 pages
Reading time
about 4 hours
Illustrations
Full-page plates, credited
Text
Complete, unabridged
Language
en
This edition
2026
ISBN
9785501203020
The plates

60 paintings are bound into this edition

Six of them are shown here, taken from the volume itself. Each is reproduced full page and named with its painter and year.

Bell Rock Lighthouse, J. M. W. Turner
Bell Rock Lighthouse J. M. W. Turner 1819
Aankomst van het Nederlands eskader ter rede van Algiers, 27 augustus 1816, Nicolaas Baur
Aankomst van het Nederlands eskader ter rede van Algiers, 27 augustus 1816 Nicolaas Baur 1818
View of Windsor Castle from the River Thames, Patrick Nasmyth
View of Windsor Castle from the River Thames Patrick Nasmyth 1819
Men Reading, Francisco Goya
Men Reading Francisco Goya 1819
Cheval brun à l’écurie, Théodore Géricault
Cheval brun à l’écurie Théodore Géricault 1818
Schiffsschreinerwerft “De Walvis’ auf der Bickersinsel, Pieter Godfried Bertichen
Schiffsschreinerwerft “De Walvis’ auf der Bickersinsel Pieter Godfried Bertichen 1822
The setting

A page from this edition

Not a mock-up: this page is taken from the finished volume. The ornament above the chapter belongs to its shelf and to no other, the opening letter is set as a drop capital, and the plate below carries the name of the painter and the year.

A page of The Woman-Haters as set for this edition
The opening of a chapter
A page of The Woman-Haters as set for this edition
A page where a plate falls

Both photographed from the finished volume.

Colophon

The Woman-Haters, issued in this edition by Aeneas Press in 2026 on the Comedy & Satire shelf. Newly set, with the ornament of its series above each chapter and a drop capital on the opening page. Illustrated with full-page plates, each named with its painter.

Published as an ebook and not issued in print by this house; it carries one ISBN, 9785501203020, and is supplied worldwide. This edition — its setting, its ornament, its cover art, and the selection and attribution of its plates — © 2026 Aeneas Press.

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Questions readers ask

Is this the whole of The Woman-Haters?
Yes — complete and unabridged. Nothing is cut, condensed or paraphrased. This is the book, not a summary of it.
What exactly did you change?
The spelling and the punctuation follow present-day American usage. Joseph Crosby Lincoln's sentences are untouched — same words, same order, same rhythm.
Are the pictures really in the book?
Yes. The edition carries full-page plates bound into the text, each one named with its painter and the year it was made. Six of them are shown on this page.
How long is it?
About 200 pages, which is roughly about 4 hours of reading.
What do I actually get?
An illustrated ebook with its own ISBN, sold worldwide. One file, yours to keep, readable on any device.
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