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Indiscretions of Archie

by P. G. Wodehouse 1881–1975

The book, and the century it came out of.

Archie Moffam marries an American hotel magnate’s daughter, whom her father would rather she had not, and takes up residence in the hotel — where he cannot make a telephone call, buy a painting or open a window without a catastrophe. Wodehouse assembled this in 1921 from magazine stories and it is his New York book: the millionaire is drawn with real accuracy, and Archie’s uselessness is a fine art.

It wasn’t Archie’s fault really. Its true he went to America and fell in love with Lucille, the daughter of a millionaire hotel proprietor and if he did marry her—well, what else was there to do?
The first sentence of Indiscretions of Archie
A note on this edition

Indiscretions of Archie, by P. G. Wodehouse, complete and unabridged. Spelling and punctuation follow present-day American usage; the sentences, the paragraphs and the voice are the author’s, word for word.

It was written in another era and may carry attitudes a reader today will find dated. They are kept for the sake of the work and do not reflect the views of this house.

The edition
Format
Ebook
Extent
about 224 pages
Reading time
about 4 hours
Illustrations
Full-page plates, credited
Text
Complete, unabridged
Language
en
This edition
2026
ISBN
9785501588233
The plates

60 paintings are bound into this edition

Six of them are shown here, taken from the volume itself. Each is reproduced full page and named with its painter and year.

At the Père Lathuille Restaurant, Édouard Manet
At the Père Lathuille Restaurant Édouard Manet 1879
Studio in the Rue de Furstemberg, Frédéric Bazille
Studio in the Rue de Furstemberg Frédéric Bazille 1865
Children in the garden., Władysław Podkowiński
Children in the garden Władysław Podkowiński 1892
L’Espace, Antoine Chintreuil
L’Espace Antoine Chintreuil 1869
The Rainbow, George Inness
The Rainbow George Inness 1878
Spring Day, Lili Schlytter
Spring Day Lili Schlytter 1892
The setting

A page from this edition

Not a mock-up: this page is taken from the finished volume. The ornament above the chapter belongs to its shelf and to no other, the opening letter is set as a drop capital, and the plate below carries the name of the painter and the year.

A page of Indiscretions of Archie as set for this edition
The opening of a chapter
A page of Indiscretions of Archie as set for this edition
A page where a plate falls

Both photographed from the finished volume.

Colophon

Indiscretions of Archie, issued in this edition by Aeneas Press in 2026 on the Comedy & Satire shelf. Newly set, with the ornament of its series above each chapter and a drop capital on the opening page. Illustrated with full-page plates, each named with its painter.

Published as an ebook and not issued in print by this house; it carries one ISBN, 9785501588233, and is supplied worldwide. This edition — its setting, its ornament, its cover art, and the selection and attribution of its plates — © 2026 Aeneas Press.

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Questions readers ask

Is this the whole of Indiscretions of Archie?
Yes — complete and unabridged. Nothing is cut, condensed or paraphrased. This is the book, not a summary of it.
What exactly did you change?
The spelling and the punctuation follow present-day American usage. P. G. Wodehouse's sentences are untouched — same words, same order, same rhythm.
Are the pictures really in the book?
Yes. The edition carries full-page plates bound into the text, each one named with its painter and the year it was made. Six of them are shown on this page.
How long is it?
About 224 pages, which is roughly about 4 hours of reading.
What do I actually get?
An illustrated ebook with its own ISBN, sold worldwide. One file, yours to keep, readable on any device.
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