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In the Sweet Dry and Dry

by Christopher Morley and Bart Haley

The book, and the century it came out of.

Prohibition arrives and America goes dry — so the last men who remember beer form a secret society, and the story of the resistance is told with the straightest face imaginable. Morley was a Rhodes Scholar and a founder of the Saturday Review who made bookishness charming to a generation; he and Haley published this in 1919, the year the Amendment passed, and the prophecy is funnier now than it was then. Illustrated with 60 full-page plates — paintings by Béraud, Evenepoel and Q469063 among them.

As far as this book is concerned, the public may Take It, or the public may Let It Alone.
The first sentence of In the Sweet Dry and Dry
A note on this edition

In the Sweet Dry and Dry, by Christopher Morley and Bart Haley, complete and unabridged. Spelling and punctuation follow present-day American usage; the sentences, the paragraphs and the voice are the author’s, word for word.

It was written in another era and may carry attitudes a reader today will find dated. They are kept for the sake of the work and do not reflect the views of this house.

The edition
Format
Ebook
Extent
about 80 pages
Reading time
about 2 hours
Illustrations
Full-page plates, credited
Text
Complete, unabridged
Language
en
This edition
2026
ISBN
9785486625398
The plates

60 paintings are bound into this edition

Six of them are shown here, taken from the volume itself. Each is reproduced full page and named with its painter and year.

Au café, dit l’Absinthe, Jean Béraud
Au café, dit l’Absinthe Jean Béraud 1909
Red Kimono on the Roof, John Sloan
Red Kimono on the Roof John Sloan 1912
Indian Summer, George Inness
Indian Summer George Inness 1894
March, Isaac Levitan
March Isaac Levitan 1895
Landscape with a Grazing Horse, James Dickson Innes
Landscape with a Grazing Horse James Dickson Innes 1912
Crystal Castle in the Sea, Wenzel Hablik
Crystal Castle in the Sea Wenzel Hablik 1914
The setting

A page from this edition

Not a mock-up: this page is taken from the finished volume. The ornament above the chapter belongs to its shelf and to no other, the opening letter is set as a drop capital, and the plate below carries the name of the painter and the year.

A page of In the Sweet Dry and Dry as set for this edition
The opening of a chapter
A page of In the Sweet Dry and Dry as set for this edition
A page where a plate falls

Both photographed from the finished volume.

Colophon

In the Sweet Dry and Dry, issued in this edition by Aeneas Press in 2026 on the Comedy & Satire shelf. Newly set, with the ornament of its series above each chapter and a drop capital on the opening page. Illustrated with full-page plates, each named with its painter.

Published as an ebook and not issued in print by this house; it carries one ISBN, 9785486625398, and is supplied worldwide. This edition — its setting, its ornament, its cover art, and the selection and attribution of its plates — © 2026 Aeneas Press.

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Questions readers ask

Is this the whole of In the Sweet Dry and Dry?
Yes — complete and unabridged. Nothing is cut, condensed or paraphrased. This is the book, not a summary of it.
What exactly did you change?
The spelling and the punctuation follow present-day American usage. Christopher Morley and Bart Haley's sentences are untouched — same words, same order, same rhythm.
Are the pictures really in the book?
Yes. The edition carries full-page plates bound into the text, each one named with its painter and the year it was made. Six of them are shown on this page.
How long is it?
About 80 pages, which is roughly about 2 hours of reading.
What do I actually get?
An illustrated ebook with its own ISBN, sold worldwide. One file, yours to keep, readable on any device.
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